Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Matilda Igaly Reviews: Las Princsas Club & Mall


Welcome back yet again to my ongoing review of the more famous Shemale clubs of SL.

This time I didnt let the search do the pick for me, instead I went with the featured girls in this months magazine. So welcome to the review of Las Princesas Dance Club and Mall.

When you arrive after you hyper fast TP(thanks LL), you find yourself outside the main attraction of this huge complex, also knows as the Dome. But before we take a closer look at that let us start from the bottom and work ourselves up. So I rush to the nearest phone booth in a classic Superman style and take the ride down to the Mall.

When you arrive at the Mall you know exactly where they got the inspiration from if you know some of the more famous gallerias in the world. I wont tell so if you want to know go look for your self:)

Walking in the mall I can see a lot of potential but the shops are to few and pretty much unknown except one or two. With the Mall done its time for the next stop.

After another TP I arrive at what they call Motel 69. It's a big room with an amphitheater thing placed in the middle and motel rooms surrounding it. There are some OK sex rooms and some very strange ones. They might not even be sex rooms O_O. But whatever you do, dont get into the washing machine! I did and fell all the way down to the ground. It nearly killed me:(

We need to have a serious talk about that KJ:)

Inside this area there are a small club with poles and stuff. It's actually really nice and I wish they would use it more often. I would definitely come here more if they did even if the colours in here are to much for me! And dont forget the black haired beauty on the wall. That is one hot shemale:))

With that part done its time to move on to the Ballroom.

After another quick TP you are there. Im out of words! Speechless! Let me put it like this. This is anything but a ballroom. So either they change the name or they actually make it as a ballroom. But as we say in Sweden...(censored)

Next stop: Sunset.

Well, to be honest. Don't bother go there except if you like some privacy. And I can give you some LM to better places for that if you want.

After another TP, and I know, they are getting boring by now, I find myself in Holofantasia. Welcome to some sort of SL version of Stonehenge. But if it should be counted as a holofantasia then I'm not sure how to describe one of Xidd's holo/particle rooms.

And finally. After running around this place like a noob on speed its time for the Dome!

After the final TP I land just outside the Dome with its dimmy glass. After some few steps I'm inside. Its a pretty huge room and the name Dome does it justice. The floor is of glass as most parts of the structure is. Dance poles are placed everywhere in a circle shaped form. They have a DJ booth in the middle. The main colour of this place is purple! Have I missed something or is this the latest fashion colour!! In any case. I dont like it, not even a tiny little bit.

They have the usual danceball with dances that so often suck. So does these. There is a sploder of course and an Instant couples danceball. That might be worth a try at least since the dances inside it looks promising enough. The walls have different boards. One for contests and another for coming events and that is good.

When I got here there was no one except me and three dancers, all of them friendly and greeted me and that is always welcome:)

Another thing that is worth to mention is the Race For Life donation boxes found here. So if you have some money over please donate. It's for a very good cause.

And if that isn't enough then at least go see the wonderful CyberTGirl do one of her shows that both include some nice dance moves and some incredible typonese:))

And if you decide to go here you should make it during the North American day or evening time since its then the action at this place happens.

Conclusion of my visit is graded from 1-10, where 10 is fucking awesome and 1 is yikes.

Girl hotness: 5
Lag: 7
Interior: 5
Sex equipment: 5
Noob factor: 5
Overall: 5.5

This issues Swedish proverb. Den som gapar efter mycket mister ofta hela stycket.

On a Personal note: I hope my very good friend KJ takes this review the right way, as a guide to improve the club and not as a way to ban people just because you didnt agree with them that some people do!



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